Sunday, February 10, 2019

Tidying Up


I installed a bidet,
a derriere depilator,
a rectal reamer,
an anal laver. 

My wife turned it on
just to see it work,
standing up,
pressure-washing the wall.

The life-changing magic
of tidying up.
KonMari my ass!


1 comment:

  1. Wow, this ability to comment is quite dangerous. Lovely, Father. Truly spotless performance...

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